WHERE I’M FROM: Katy, Texas. NO, I did not know Renée Zellweger.

WHAT I DO AT QUICK: Make fun of Hunter.

I ALWAYS LAUGH AT: MXC on Spike at midnight. Do those guys really think they have a chance on the Log Drop? And Hunter.

MY ONE DESERT ISLAND ALBUM: The Broadway soundtrack to Les Miserables.

MY FIVE FANTASY DINNER GUESTS: Nobody. Conversation makes me gag.