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Lacking lyrics, abundant in wit

09:21 AM CDT on Thursday, May 12, 2005

Listen to Shibboleth and download the band's songs from QuickDFW.com's JuQbox

Dallas three-piece Shibboleth knows just how to sell itself. Its laughter-inducing press packet includes gloriously cheesy publicity photos and statements like "these instrumentals will pin you to your chair and restyle your hair."

But enough about that – the music's what matters, and we're afraid that the only word to describe Shibboleth's sound is "groovy." The vocal-free songs on the group's self-titled debut CD go anywhere from '60s Brit rock to unabashed elevator Muzak to the score of The Brady Bunch. The music is either frighteningly uncool or the coolest thing ever conceived – it's hard to tell.

We talked to Shibboleth guitarist Don Cento to gain some insight:

Q: Describe your music in 10 words or less.

A: Does "soul-crushing" count as one word or two?

Q: If a "shibboleth" is defined as a saying or belief, what is Shibboleth's shibboleth?

A: There is no such thing as a bass solo.

Q: What do you have against lyrics?

A: We have no cause to promote. Secondly, it increases our chances of never being on American Idol. Thirdly, none of us are what you would call "strong singers," although we've been known to belt out a rousing chorus of "Oklahoma!" at inappropriate times.

Q: What's the weirdest reaction from an audience member you've received when playing live?

A: Clapping.

Q: If you could write the music for any sitcom (still on the air or not), which would it be and why?

A: Three's Company because I just got a new wah-wah pedal, or Rango, the Tim Conway Western which ran for a single season in 1967, because we've never seen it.

Q: Does your keyboardist really smoke a pipe or is that a prop for photo shoots?

A: Nope, that's a prop. It was the photographer's idea. The guitars and keyboards were our idea.

Q: What's the band's writing process?

A: It's more of a whittling process. One of us will bring a tune to rehearsal and we'll add or remove bits as a band.

Q: Do your song titles match the feel of the music or are they just for humor's sake?

A: After repeated listenings the music and titles seem to converge, but this may be a beer-related consequence.

Hunter Hauk

DETAILS

Shibboleth will play from 8 to 11:30 p.m. Saturday at Standard & Pours, 1409 S. Lamar. Admission is free.