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ALIBASTER K. ABTHERNABTHER, 1949-2009
Alibaster K. Abthernabther, best-selling author, champion yacht racer, hot-air balloon enthusiast and 12-time celebrity rehab patient, died Wednesday after attempting an elaborate and totally unnecessary motorcycle stunt.

04/01/2009

ALIBASTER K. ABTHERNABTHER, 1949-2009
Alibaster K. Abthernabther, best-selling author, champion yacht racer, hot-air balloon enthusiast and 12-time celebrity rehab patient, died Wednesday after attempting an elaborate and totally unnecessary motorcycle stunt.

03/26/2009

Here I go on a leap of faith

03/12/2009

What to expect after expecting
Dear parents who should probably not be parents,

03/05/2009

If you want, I'll show you my Tweets

02/26/2009

Keep it in your pants, kind sir
Dear haggardly gentleman who was openly stimulating himself on the bus bench at the corner of Liberty and Live Oak streets this past Saturday at 1:44 p.m.,

02/19/2009

Bet your bum we need jail reform

02/12/2009

My doggy needs help with his bone

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